Wednesday, July 8, 2009

A brief compilation of comments collected from guests of Holland America, shared by Corey the Cruise Director and an onboard chef:
  • Complaint from a passenger while still at the port in Civitavecchia, outside Rome: "I am really upset!! I paid for a room with a sea view and all I can see is this dock!!"
  • Question from spa patron: "How small does my face have to be to qualify for the mini facial?"
  • Complaint from a dining room patron: "My lobster tail is too small. Can't you make the lobsters bigger?"
  • Heard at least once every cruise: "Where do I catch the bus for the walking tour?" Answer: It's a walking tour...

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Lisa said...

Overheard at the posh Excelisor on Via Veneto in Roma:

Texan to concierge: DON'T YOU HAVE A MALL? LIKE WITH A MACDONALDS? A MMMMAAAWWWWLLL? LIKE FOR SHOPPING?? TO BUY STUFF? A MALL?? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? A MMMMMMAAAAAAAWWWWWLLLL?

Texan turns to wife: These people... Honey, I bet they don't even have a Hard Rock Cafe.

Wife rolls her eyes: I guess we'll have to go to that Vatican church thing and maybe they'll have tee shirts.

July 13, 2009 at 11:24 AM  
Anonymous Cherie said...

this was hilarious.

July 29, 2009 at 7:08 PM  

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